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my girlfriend and i were watching doctor who in my room and my dad just straight up walked in wearing nothing but a towel and started dancing this is why people dont come to my house
update: he’s making me french toast to apologize for mentally scarring my girlfriend
this is the best french toast ive ever had in my entire life what the f u ck when did my dad becoeme master che F
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
im at the gas station and i just witnessed a little boy steal 2 fun sized twix bars by shoving them in his afro this child is resourceful and he will go far in life
WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
he left because he got injured..
WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF
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